UPDATE ON CLASSES: I'm done watching Netflix and taking my dog for long happy walks, and I'm ready to face the rest of the semester. I've moved the relevant/pressing deadlines around in Canvas and now I'm grading your narratives. They're quite interesting - here is an example:
"The 1865 Civil Rights Act said all persons in the US are entitled to enjoyment."
Nope. Also, it was the 1875 Civil Rights Act, and the Supreme Court overruled it anyway. So. Back to grading.