Part 2: The Bug.
He walks back into the room, half yelling, half laughing. It is impossible to tell what has happened, but I venture a guess.
Did you step on a bug? I guess this because the bug guy was just here yesterday and because also it’s rainy and cold outside so Florida bugs try to come inside and chillax. A bug in the laundry room would not be a complete surprise.
He nods speechlessly and I go look.
OMG. Yes, a bug, flattened it completely and absolutely clearly dead.
I announce my findings.
Zack howls again at the horror of all of this and then laughs and cringes and I cringe too and somehow it falls on me to clean the damn bug up.