Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Tooth Fairy, Be Warned

Tooth Fairy,

Zoe woke up and was incredibly disappointed to find only $3.

And also she thinks you took the money from her July 4 tooth-loss and
gave it to her again.

Whatever you did just know that $3 " buys her nothing at Starbucks,"
and she's a bit grumpy. I told her I'd lend her $2.

You're welcome, again, but listen --(( I need to know you know I'm
serious) PLEASE stop hiding teeth in my bra. That is not a secure,
tooth fairy approved location, and it's awkward when they fall out.