Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Revealed: The Pregnancy Scare of 2010

Zack lays next to me on the sofa, moaning.

"What's wrong little guy," I ask, patting and rubbing his bony back through his oversized shirt.

Zoe is on my other side.

"Mom you smell like a good way."
I thank her, kiss her on top of her head.

"Ohhh" he moans again.
Zoe leans across me and asks him, "are you having a baby? Are you pregnant?"

He snaps at his sister, "No I'm NOT. I haven't even had sex yet."
She nods in agreement.

I choke down my laugh, get up from between them and sneak more triscuits.