Monday, January 30, 2006

Venezuela is UNDER CONTROL.

Tony Robbins really freaks me out.
So I visited his website. Which makes sense in my little world. It does....

Guess what???

Tony Robbins: Peace Negotiator & Humanitarian

Robbins has been selected as Vice Chairman of Health, Education, and Science for the United Nations Research Center for the International Council for Caring Communities (ICCC) NGO. Working with the Organization of American States, the Carter Center, and the United States Agency for International Development (USAID), Robbins has been a member of the team working for a negotiated electoral solution for peace to the strife and conflict that have devastated the Venezuelan people and their economy.

Now I can sleep at night.

I mean, maybe all the people in Venezuela will think ALL Americans are like Tony, and just get irritated with us... and... and.... well, I think I know what happens next, but it's CLASSIFIED.

Besides that, the man is 7 feet tall.

He can WRESTLE Chavez for the oil fields!!

I'll totally watch THAT on pay-per-view.