1) I'm wearing a plum-colored suit, pearls, and heels.
I am also drinking diet coke out of a Harry Potter cup.
($10 says Jarrett will get up and come see if I'm fabricating this.)
2) I am resorting to writing emails in spanglish, pig latin and code from home because Zoe can pretty much read every word I write except disestablishmentarianism.
Which I don't use nearly as much as disenfranchise, a word she can now read but can't illustrate with examples from history. Yet.
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