Don't know what to do with your kids for this 3-day-weekend?
Sign up for CAMP MELISSA!!
Based on the philosophies of NYC's "Miss Hannigan" (immortalized in Annie), CAMP MELISSA will be three days of cleaning, singing, using inappropriate language, and gymnastics.
If the mood strikes, CAMP MELISSA will also include a trip to WAL-MART!!!!!!
(Without child seats. It's more fun than Space Mountain!!)
FEE: $3,000 (you KNOW it's worth it to you!)
We have food but sometimes forget to feed the kids. If they're hungry, they'll ask.
Don't bother sending a change of clothes, they just all swap clothes anyway.
Baths & toothbrushing not included.
Please hose your child up when you pick them up.
6pm on Monday, January 15.
Campers not picked up by 7pm will be sold to Daddy Warbucks.
HURRY!! only 5 spots available!!